Saturday, June 30, 2007

Parish(oops..Paris) Hilton


Ah,my first official blog.Finally,a place where i can bitch on whoever,wherever,whenever and about whatever.Finally,where bitching is legal.Well,i have to start my first bitching story bout none other then the one and only Paris Hilton.This fine lady has grazed the red carpet at an age what we still call here 'tender',where in the U.S its called 'maturity'.Pfft,well we can all see where this maturity has landed most of their Hollywood stars.The latest buzz of course is the teen-queen Ms.Paris Hilton.After driving illegally on two occasions(after given a warning for the first),she has landed herself in the front door of some country prison.The big hoo-hah about her was that this young girl should be pitied.As if!Ms.goody-Two-Shoes started her career in a reality show called "The Simple Life". In the reality show, she and her best friend then,Nicole Richie(adopted by the famous Lionel Richie) stared in it.The anorexics had to act as some dumb-blonde(which,i think it came off rather more than an act but something more au natural ).In the show she was to act as a some top-shot princess who has seen nothing beyond the heavily-tinted windows in her mansion in the small little village of Beverly Hills.Things then became all ruffled up as Nicole and Paris started fighting.The shootings for the scenes then became tougher and tougher to manage(why, i cant help but wonder).Later on,as her ratings when down she acted in the home-made famous sex video, "1 night In Paris" she took with her famous boyfriend,Rick Solomon which shot her to fame from being the girl-next-door to an adored girl by the men's crotches.Then she was given a small role in the movie "House of Wax",a movie that did not hit the box-office.Everything then when quiet for Paris.Soon Britney, Beyonce and alike came up with their own fragrances,so did Paris called 'Paris Hilton' and another after that called "Just Me".Then i guess Ms.Hilton woke up one day and thought she should be a singer too.She then when unto slow singing career,carrying her hits 'Stars are Blind' and 'Nothing In This World'.She also started her own record label Heiress Records,in order to release her album. She then embarked on another career,designing.With her chihuahua,Tinkerbell as her model.She designed clothes for celebrity dogs and also for the public.She calls her label "That's Hot", which became officially her trademark after using it vigorously(guess that's the toughest two-word sentence she could say)Then as Britney's life sky-rocketed in the Page 6 with her off-panties and the break-up with FedK plus the whole drug-rehab with the drink-and-drive offencee Disney's Lindsay Lohan, I guess Paris felt threatened with her ratings going down.She needed something strong.Something that would keep her publicity soar and her ratings untouchable.Guess,she finally did.After violating the terms of her DUI probation, driving her Bentley at 70 m.p.h. without her headlights on in a 35 m.p.h. zone and driving with a suspended license, she was sentenced to 45 days in jail (4 May 2007).Voila!She finally did it.But because she was on a so-called "good behaviour" she was given a three weak prison term only.She just got out few days back.Man,and there was this whole publicity stunt she was doing.She shouted that this wasn't fair.She wanted to talk to Arnold Schwarzenegger to cover up for her.Then,she needed medical attention and help.God,that lady is one heck of a drama queen.A few years back,a movie director who wanted to make the movie of Mother Theressa said Paris has the same similar features.Can you believe it?And she was said to be starring in it.Guess as who?......Well,Paris Hilton,i have to say is one heck of a business woman.And she'd do fine inheriting the Hilton's multi-billion-dollar property(like hell yeah!).What you think?.......